1970s British Punk Rockers

The 1970s British Punk Rockers are a collective of multiple bands from the first wave of British punk rock. The main collective consists of the Sex Pistols, the Clash, the Buzzcocks, Generation X, Alternative TV, the Damned and Subway Sect. They banded together to help The Boys thwart and ultimately destroy the Beatles, who assumed the highest position and total control on the music industry after John Lennon was revived from the dead and stole their time machine, leaving them stranded a few years earlier in 1977.

Stewart Critchley called in the Sex Pistols at first. When frontman John Lydon (Johnny Rotten) refused to take part in it, calling it a farce, Stewart beat him violently until he agreed. Blane gets the Clash to agree, Scoop gets the Buzzcocks to agree, and Oscar gets multiple bands to agree, the Damned being the most willing because of their knack for carnage. Stewart also attempts to get The Slits on board, but guitarist Viv Albertine informs them that their frontwoman Ari Up was in Jamaica and the band can't get together unless she were to return.

The punk rockers ultimately lock the Beatles into a nuclear warhead and send it flying into the stratosphere, where it ultimately explodes, and the nuclear fallout is sent into the solar system, which gives the martians cancer. However, the world was saved from the Beatles' horrid tyrannical catastrophe.

On December 6, 2018, Pete Shelley, of the Buzzcocks, died of a heart attack in Estonia at 63 years old. However, in the St. Hopes universe, he has said to have been killed along with his bandmates in a battle between the Buzzcocks and the Stranglers which saw Stranglers bassist Jean Jacques-Burnel assume control of the solar system and become the overlord of the universe, with vice leader Howard Devoto, who betrayed the Buzzcocks in favor of the Stranglers.